October 7th, 2008
- Ignore the question talk about whatever I want
- Fake faint
- Wink
- Shoot questioner in face
- Pray
- Curl up in fetal position on ground
- Tell Gwen to “Talk to the booty, ’cause the hands off-duty! You betcha!”
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October 7th, 2008
- My skills with a shotgun will make me valuable in the post-financial apocalypse world
- Can show cleavage to Putin while McCain steals the nuclear codes
- Supporting the amateur lookalike porn industry
- As an example to Sportcenter anchors that there is a way out of Bristol
- As commander in chief of the Alaska National Guard I’ll provoke a war with Canada if I don’t win
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October 6th, 2008
- General McClellan
- General U. S. Grant
- General Lee
- General Sherman
- General Bragg
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October 6th, 2008
Footnote of History T-shirt
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October 6th, 2008
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October 6th, 2008
- Taken 14 items to the 12 items or less checkout line
- Winked at a woman
- Shoplifted lipstick from Wal-Mart
- Prank called Andrew Sullivan
- Crashed a jet plane killing my friend
- Went all in on an inside straight draw
- Made the secret service guy pick up the dog’s poop
- Read the New York Times
- Called Katie Couric a “cancer on society”
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October 6th, 2008
- My gay “friend”
- Joe Sixpack
- Other mavericks
- Jesus
- People with other political views
- Sky hunters
- The author of “How to Be Prepared for the Vice Presidency in 30 Days or Less”
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October 6th, 2008
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October 6th, 2008
- William Ayers
- Reverend Wright
- Osama Bin Ladin
- Hillary Clinton
- Ted Kennedy
- Adolf Hitler
- Jigsaw
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- Flavor Flav
- David Letterman
- John McCain
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October 4th, 2008
- Joe Six Pack
- Karl Kegger
- Wendy Wino
- David Drunkard
- Shepherd Sheeple
- Hockey Mom
- Alvin Alky
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October 3rd, 2008
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October 3rd, 2008
- All of Them Times
- Most of Them Daily Herald
- Any of Them Free Press
- The In Front of Me Tribune
- Vast Variety Reporter
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October 3rd, 2008
- Kids are missing teeth
- Can’t lick private parts
- Embarrasses children by screaming at games
- Can drive a car
- Opposable thumbs
- Sleeps with postal carrier instead of biting
- Less nipples
- Flirts with coach
- Understands strategy behind left wing lock
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October 3rd, 2008
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October 3rd, 2008
- Carrot Top
- Trig
- Ms. Teen South Carolina
- Stephen Hawking in a power outage
- Dan Quayle
- Joe Biden
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October 2nd, 2008
- More mashed potatoes
- Phone solicitor for aluminum siding
- John McCain’s advances
- Hockey mom lesbo threesome
- Condoms
- Naming my daughter Geometry
- Fried moose testicles
- Back seat of a 87 Chevy Suburban.
- Bridge to Nowhere
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October 2nd, 2008
- Triceratops
- Velociraptor Velocirapture
- Jehovasaurus Rex
- Prolifeatops
- Kangaroo
- Utahraptor
- Dromiceomimus
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October 2nd, 2008
- If Jack were on a horse and asked you to help him dismount, would you help Jack off a horse?
- Did you have anything to do with me breaking my ankle?
- What’s your favorite gun?
- If John McCain raped and murdered Kitty Dukakis, would you support the death penalty for him? Remember you would become president if he dies.
- What is the state capital of Vermont?
- Do you support animal testing of cosmetics? Like for instance lipstick on a pitbull?
- Name five rights guaranteed by the Bill of Rights.
- Did Greedo shoot first?
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October 2nd, 2008
- Sarah Barracuda
- Sarah Failin’
- VPILF
- Bush in a Dress
- Caribou Barbie
- Footnote of History
- Pitbull with Lipstick
- Moose Momma
- Moosilini
- Tina Fey’s Sister
- Mittens
- Barack’s Bane
- Pig
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October 2nd, 2008
- Kuwait
- Germany
- Mexico
- New York
- Utopia
- Ireland
- Iraq
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