Dinosaurs Jesus Rode
- Triceratops
- Velociraptor Velocirapture
- Jehovasaurus Rex
- Prolifeatops
- Kangaroo
- Utahraptor
- Dromiceomimus
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October 2nd, 2008 at 5:37 pm
What? More like,
“Well, we know Jesus rode lots of different Dinosaurs, almost all of them, lots of Dinosaurs across America, and that most of them were to keep it safe, or hunted for oil. They make oil, you know, those dinosaurs, most dinosaurs, Jesus rode.”
October 2nd, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Hmmmm. Jesus rode Dinosaures eh? They make oil?
Hmm, that means Jesus made all of the fossil fuel!
That… That… That means we are worshiping Jesus by filling up our pickup trucks! yeeeee hawww! DRILL BABY DRILL - (Alaskan Hillbilly-et)
This of course means that driving a hybrid or an electric car or even supporting clean energy is heresy!!!
We all know that Jesus put fossil fuel in his pickup truck… he even had a confederate flag…(and a pigs tale from his antenna) so… if your wondering if you are harming the environment that you must ask yourself… what would Jesus do?
So, now you know, environmentalists, liberals, democrats and trustafarians are satan worshippers…
my god, it had never occured to me… for the sin of ignorance I need to say a hail mary and fill up my pickup truck…
October 2nd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
The second one should probably be “Velocirapture”.
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Is this the same dude who did the Terri Schiavo blog from way back when? Because that shit made me cry laughing.
blog entry:
*blink!*
end blog entry.
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Gotta love good old fashioned bigotry toward Christians. There is nothing funnier in this world than ignorance and hatred. That’s for sure.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Don’t forget the Maverickenstain.
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:44 am
Love it! As I said in my post on Palin, “Unless Sarah Palin gallops into the VP debate on a pro-choice velociraptor with more than her note cards memorized, I don’t see how anyone can take the McCain/Palin ticket seriously.”
http://www.2lincolns.com/2008/10/02/why-so-sarahious/
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:47 am
Maverick Rex
October 4th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Tyrell:
I do love bigotry towards Christians! It’s refreshing to see others who do, too! Wow, let’s start a group. Can you help me think of a name for it?
October 5th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
This is NOT bigotry towards Christians.. 99.995% of Christians have an IQ of over 65, and therefore don’t share Palin’s ignorant “young earth creationist” rubbish.
Trying to stifle criticism of YEC nonsense by relating that criticism to bigotry is deceitful.
I’m sure that there are a large number of Christian who believe they’ve been abducted by aliens, but criticism of them is not criticism of Christianity as a whole. They are just a mentally ill subset of a larger group, just like those who believe there was an Ark/Flood etc..
October 6th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
+1 for Dinosaur Comics reference.
October 6th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
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October 7th, 2008 at 11:34 am
LoLZ, u gaiz, like evrybody noez kahngaroos isn’t dinosawrs. LoLz, Old wrinkli gai ‘08!