Things I Can Do That Tina Fey Can’t

  • Have secret service guys get her coffee
  • Kill a wolf barehanded
  • Speak incoherently for 90 minutes
  • Produce a Miss Alaska sash from her souvenir drawer
  • Incite a riot at a political rally
  • Say with a straight face that I’m qualified for the office of vice president.
  • Increase the number of votes that John McCain gets

2 Responses to “Things I Can Do That Tina Fey Can’t”

  1. Zoë Says:

    She must follow the website because she’s started making her own lists. In the CNN Interview, ‘People like Joe the Plumber’:

    ‘The GOP ticket and their supporters have invoked Joe the Plumber numerous times ever since the Ohio man confronted Obama about his tax policy in an impromptu campaign moment.

    Palin said Wurzelbacher is representative of “Jane the engineer and Molly the dental hygienist and Chuck the teacher.”‘

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/21/palin.sitroom/index.html?eref=rss_latest

  2. CanIcallyouJoe Says:

    Other People with Titles I know:

    Bob the Builder
    Dora the Explorer
    Felix the Cat
    ..
    ….

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