Causes of Global Warming

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4 Responses to “Causes of Global Warming”

  1. the goddamn man!!! Says:

    You forgot to mention, the AIDS quilt.

  2. Green Earth Says:

    and sin (though I suppose that falls under the god category)

  3. julian Says:

    SUN!!!

  4. Sarah Palin Says:

    Excuse me, but I believe that I have stated numerous times that Al Gore and this “internetz” thing he invented is the direct cause of Global Warming. And, gosh dernit, myself and the Great American Hero: John McCain(tm) are going to solve this mystery by provoking a thermonukular war resulting in years and years of Nukular Winter. See, in the great energy-producing country of Alaska, we are already used to cold and desolate climates. Also, futures.

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