Mavericky Things I’ve Done Today

  • Taken 14 items to the 12 items or less checkout line
  • Winked at a woman
  • Shoplifted lipstick from Wal-Mart
  • Prank called Andrew Sullivan
  • Crashed a jet plane killing my friend
  • Went all in on an inside straight draw
  • Made the secret service guy pick up the dog’s poop
  • Read the New York Times
  • Called Katie Couric a “cancer on society”

2 Responses to “Mavericky Things I’ve Done Today”

  1. s t u m p Says:

    Andrew Sullivan! ! I know that kid!

  2. U. Nun Superior Says:

    So you stole something, that isn’t mavericky, that is sad. I guess you think no big deal, but you are a thief now.

    Feel good about yourself? Feel like you put one over on the big corporate baddie Wal-Mart? Huh? Got that book done you been working on for 4 years, huh?

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