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Things Sarah Palin Can Name http://www.thingspalincanname.com Yes, she can. Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:27:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 en Scariest Words I Know http://www.thingspalincanname.com/?p=180 http://www.thingspalincanname.com/?p=180#comments Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:27:47 +0000 admin http://www.thingspalincanname.com/?p=180
  • Boo
  • Socialist
  • Marxist
  • Atheist
  • Muslim
  • Nancy Pelosi
  • Antidisestablishmentarianism
  • Deposition
  • Liberal
  • Couric
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  • Your house
  • A vote in the US Senate
  • The Nashville Predators hockey team
  • 600 8GB iPod Touches
  • Cindy McCain’s personal chef
  • Exorcism
  • Wedding for Bristol
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  • Have secret service guys get her coffee
  • Kill a wolf barehanded
  • Speak incoherently for 90 minutes
  • Produce a Miss Alaska sash from her souvenir drawer
  • Incite a riot at a political rally
  • Say with a straight face that I’m qualified for the office of vice president.
  • Increase the number of votes that John McCain gets
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    To prove Palin is not very nice.
    She’ll do things to hurt you
    Which may not show virtue,
    But that’s why she’s running for Vice.

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  • Both lost elections to a black man
  • Both make people feel worse about America
  • We’re both pretty
  • Both appeared on the cover of Us Weekly
  • Both have fantasized about having sex with Sean Hannity
  • Both enjoy doing shots of tequila off the bellies of strippers
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  • Too busy establishing my maverick cred
  • They smell funny, no wait, that’s the reason I don’t talk to Maverick #1
  • Developed PTSD after talking with Katie Couric
  • Secret service afraid that Brian Williams might be stalking me. Don’t want to lead him on.
  • Always in a hurry due to infant-sized bladder.
  • America still trying to figure out what I said in my previous interviews.
  • Can’t understand their New York accents
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    I know that I can shoot, now you can shoot like me with this new game.

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